The Trash Train conked out at Unsatisfied Station tonight, Dear Readers. Yup, if you’re looking for answers from those WTAF? moments or a healthy dose of accountability from guilty fckrs, maybe scroll on by as there was sweet FA tonight. Here’s the update for Trash Bags for the last time this year on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

What in all actual gob-stopping farkery of a dinner party was that? Here's the update for Trash Bags ep 39 on the second last Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

All aboard for our ride to Thank Fark it's Nearly Over Town. Tonight's train will stop at three stations: Dumpsville - population 1, Love Town - population 2, and last and always the least, I Wanna be Relevant and Iconic Town - Population 0. Yup. Here's the Upstate for Trash Bags, ep 38 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Welcome to the Final Vows, where we watched 10 minutes of vows, 30 minutes of recaps, 20 minutes of commercial breaks, 5 minutes of slow-mo walking, and some idle chit-chat to pad out the rest. Yup. Here’s the Update for Trash Bags, ep 37 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Well, the Trash Train is really limp dck‘n on its journey to FINAL VOWS town. #givethattrainabluepill. Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 36 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Well pour some lukewarm water on me and call me Tepid #liketonightwas. Here’s the update for Trash Bags, episode 35 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Curiosity killed the cat, I'm telling you I know where it's at Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 34 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Hush please dear readers, the Trash Train has pulled up for the last time at Couch of Farkery station, and we must be vewy vewy quiet #wearehuntingwabbits. Here’s the Update for Trash Bags, ep 33 for the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

I wanna be, all by myself Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 32 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Welcome to MAFS Homestays, where magical things like growing a beard in 45 minutes IS possible #mafsmagic. Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 31 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Well, buy me flowers and watch me #jacquicry right there at the till in the flower shop. Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 30 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

The Trash Train pulled over to kick a couple off at Dumpsville, Population 2 tonight. Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 29, on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Married At First Sight Australia

Far out, the Trash Train picked up another passenger tonight and it was Dave 2.0. Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 28 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

The Trash Train is chugging along on its perineum track straight to Jerry Springer Station. Here’s the Update for Trash Bags, ep 27 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Sorry folks, the Trash Train pulled up at Fi is Sick station, so I slept through Married At First Sight Australia.

Why don’t you guys let me know what happened?

Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 25 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Bombs away! Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 24 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Far out, throw some sand in my knickers and call me Salty... Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 23 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Let’s just admit it: we all feel like Bogans for watching tonight. Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 22 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 21 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia