Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 20 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

What in all staged farkery was that? Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 19 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

The train pulled up at Fight Town tonight! Here’s the Update for Trash Bags, ep 18, on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Did you know every time someone says 'accountable,' a fairy loses its wings? Yup, they're not ants on the ground folks, so careful stomping! #poorwinglessfairies. Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 17 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

It's the DInkwerrg sddgjsdgdjnlk fcksdglkwegrs! Soz, I got Yo Adrian to do the intro tonight.... Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 16, on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Welcome to Married at First Sight for the Second Time. Yup. Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 15 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Far out, the Trash Train made a quick stop at Wedding Town to pick up a few stragglers before breaking down completely at Jacqui Town. Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 14 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Quiet please, the train has stopped at the Couch of Farkery and there's bollocks to be heard. Here’s the update for Trash Bags, ep 13 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Well, there was a whole lotta awks and icks at the Dinner Party tonight... Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 12, on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Sorry it’s late folks, the train had to stop for a dip in disinfectant…Here's the update for Trash Bags, ep 11 of the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Well tweak my nips and tell me I’m pretty in front of a camera crew for Intimacy Week. Here’s the Update for Trash Bags, Ep 10 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Welcome to another edition of absolute farkery on the Trash Train. Here’s the Update for Trash Bags, ep 9 on Married At First Sight Australia

I tell ta, I'd rather staple my nips to the floor than participate in the Photo Wall of Farkery #nicenipcarpetfi. Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 8 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Well watch me rate your mates and put you on the lowest step on the podium. Yup, good times. Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 7 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

I tell ya, there was some splashin', some pashin', some dashin' and a whole lot of gassin'....lighten (try saying it with a Swedish accent, it sounds better) #sozbesticoulddo Welcome to the Update for Trash Bags, ep 6 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

What on all warrior wankfest was that about? Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 5 on the manufactured Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Well let's stop at Ridiculous Coincidence Town to pick up a few stragglers. Here's the Update for Trash Bags, ep 4 on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia Or as I like to call it 'Married at Second Sight for 25% of you'

Welcome to our first major stop at Non-Negotiable Tanty Town where one of the more painful passengers will be leaving us #hooroo Here’s the Update for Trash Bags, ep 3 for the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Sorry it’s late but I’m a tad freaking cranky tonight. Here's the Update for Trash Bags episode 2, on the manufactured Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

Alright Folks, it's time to tap on the Trash Train for the bumpy ride to Absolute Farkery town. That's right, yours truly is fairly lubricated with unsponsored bubbles #hintfreakinghint for the Update for Trash Bags, ep one on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia