Dear Fitted Sheet

Dear Fitted Sheet,

I know you were made with your snazzy little corners to cling to my mattress, but holy shizenhausen, you’re a little bastard to fold.

I genuinely try to fold you neatly like I’m Martha Stewart’s next of freaking kin, but I’ve given up. You can just eat a dck and sit on the top shelf in the cupboard where only a giraffe will see how crap I am at this folding business

why oh why do you fight me so?

Fark my life

I’m done.

Happy Friday Folks

Fi xx

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