#ramblings
OK Mthrpluckers, do you know the songs amongst my ramblings without using Google?
‘Cause I believe people should use song lines as hashtags everywhere, #ireallydontthinkitsstrongenoughoooohhhh
I’m not always right and can be inappropriate af #youamybewrongforalliknow
I believe everyone should have favourite words to sprinkle around; mine are tepid, spatula, and foofa. Yup #howcanifindthewordstomakeyousee
I believe in the laws of the land, not talking in the middle of grocery aisles, using manners, and firmly think 80’s and 90’s music should be on everyone’s playlist. #causeyougottahavefaith
I doubt my capabilities as a mother at times, but I think that’s a healthy attitude. We’re all imperfectly perfect, and that’s ok. #fckingperfecttome
I believe you should be able to unpack the dishwasher without getting dry humped every time by the hubster. #letstalkaboutsexbaby
I believe becoming orgasmic about bargains at the shops is perfectly acceptable. #itouchmyself
Wine is fcking fabulous, and yes, moderation and all that. #goestomyheadmakesmeforget
I love the hubster and kids and would do anything to protect them. #mybrothersandmysistersandme
I’m overly opinionated and get a tad prickly about people who don’t care about others. #whyyougottabesorude
I believe having a vajayjay is no excuse for poor behaviour. #youknowshesalittlebitdangerous
I believe having a peen is no excuse for poor behaviour. #drivereallyslowintheultrafastlane
I think Dirty Dancing should NEVER have a sequel. #andioweitalltoyouuuuuu
I believe we all need friends that tell you when you’re being a knob. And amazingly, I have multiple friends honest enough to tell me I’m a dckhead soooooo. #soluckyluckylucky
I believe the children are our future; teach them well and let them lead the way. #showthemallthebeauty
I believe that if you can’t have a laugh and pull the piss, this may not be the page for you. #aintnoliebabybyebyebye
Cheers and beers on the AFL Grand Final Day. #cheercheertheredandthewhite
Fi xx