What in the actual farkery, Mr 15?
I get the love of Birkenstocks, truly I do. I quite fancy them myself, and we've outlaid a sphincter puckering fortune on the kids' pairs #andsomeformum
But this?
For the love of Adam Levine’s naked torso, I only just got used to socks in Crocs after basketball games, but socks in 'Stocks with no sweat inducing, closed shoe activity prior? #killmenow
Come on buddy, you're not a 70-year-old German bird-watching enthusiast or a Swedish backpacker named Sven who misses the safety of his mum’s Volvo.
Ahhhhh well, keep doing you mate
Happy Saturday, folks!
Fi xx
